A Problem of Knowledge: The DEA Is Run By Morons

by Jim Kopetz

Half-cocked and drunk on misinformation. How can a sane drug policy get legislated?

This is the DEA:

Her eyes give everything away. There is no scientific fact. No discernible knowledge of drug dependency or anything relating to such. What you have here is a moron. Someone completely unqualified for the job they have attained. It's quite embarrassing. This is who our government listens to? Ms. Leonhart? Shame. But the facts may seem even more bizarre than the current scheme of things. Simply put:

We need addicts in the administration.

This in not a call to the junkies of the world, but merely an observation that the only way to truly understand the drug epidemic is to have been a victim of it. Read all you like but can you really understand the cravings of a body in need of heroin? Can you describe an acid trip without crossing the line into silliness? What can you possibly offer if you haven't experienced it firsthand? What qualifies you for such an important position? But that's beside the point. You should be ashamed.

This is the prelude to the end of the world.