Your God Hates You. Or Does He? (He Does)

by Jim Kopetz

"Your god hates you," and so it is said.

If only we grew up in a world of tolerance and logic. I began this article before the pope acknowledged homosexual love as something just a pure as heterosexual love; though he never actually said that. He pranced and danced as if he had just snorted some high-grade amyl-nitrate and walked into "The Gothic Asshole."

Can it be? Has the Catholic Church finally grown up? Are their silly, old-fashioned ways behind them? Don't be so sure. But I am relieved to finally hear such unemotional love come from a pope. It's a rare occurrence, to say the least.

Maybe your god doesn't hate you after all. Maybe the Old Testament has gone the way of the dodo bird. Maybe not.

One thing is for sure: Fear God.

This is the prelude to the end of the world.