Fox News: Fuck Apples!
CNN: Fuck Oranges!
New York Times: These are Oranges but let's face it, smarter people eat Apples.
The Wall Street Journal: These are Apples but let's face it, Oranges are worth more.
The New Yorker: Apples chortled at Oranges in a fit of delectable schadenfreude.
The New York Post: APPLES AND ORANGES!
TMZ: Oranges spotted with Clementines, Apples fuming. Will Apples take Oranges back?
USA Today: I'm a big fan of the color Orange. And the color Apple.
PBS: For God's sake, viewers like you, please buy us new Apples and Oranges. These are rotting something awful.
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