Prelude to the End of the World

Friday, January 25, 2013

The Cross-Dressing, Meth-selling Catholic Priest Who Sold Me My First Bong In 1999.

by Jim Kopetz

Land of Oz is a place of which we North Haven residents don't speak of. They supply bath salts, edible underwear, 18 inch black dildos, and apparently, crystal meth.

The Politics of Violence, the Violence of Politics.

by Jim Kopetz

Gun control is all the rage right now. On the left the assault weapon ban is as flaccid as Harry Reid's member, and on the right Ted Nugent and cronies threatening insurrection. These are dire times indeed.

A New Year

by Jim Kopetz

Hello folks. I'm back.

A Terrible Poem Existing to Base Against.

by Jim Kopetz

Mayan Doomsday 2012 - Bucket Lists

We are all going to die.

Not to sound grandiose, but a truer sentence may not have been written in the English language. Doomsday is upon us, brave reader!

With the Mayan Long Count ending in a week, we must all examine our lives. Our time is melting, shifting and shrinking with every passing second. Let us not waste it.

UPDATED: The Horror, The Horror: A Tragedy in Newton, CT

by Jim Kopetz

18 20 dead children. Nothing evokes the final words of Colonel Kurtz in Conrad's Heart of Darkness than the atrocity committed on this day in Newtown, Connecticut*.

Power Ball vs. Power Balls

First a quick shout out to the lucky winners of Power Ball. You statistically defied and beat the odds in a monetary game, and won...congrats! Hope your monetary gain sparks a humanitarian cause. Call it the socialistic side of me, that is, however, where my heart takes me. But I will save my political and humanitarian wishes for another post. Here and now, I'd like to focus on another kind of win, so to speak, and surely akin to my humanitarian views!