You Have to Pay for Your Education, Sir...

by Jeff Warzecha

Remember back in college (for some of you much longer than others, I'm sure) you found that ubiquitous quote apparently credited to Tom Petty "spend money you don't have, go out drinking when you have a paper due, spend time with friends because work never ends, but college does"? Well, it was a load of crap.

'Into the Abyss': Thoughts on Abolishing the Death Penalty

by Jim Kopetz

   

    We enter Into the Abyss and ponder the death penalty, as Connecticut abolishes it.

The Taxman Alway Rings Twice: How CT is Fucking You at the Drive Thru

by Jim Kopetz

 

    Connecticut, among few other states, has made the decision to issue tax refunds in the form of a debit card instead of the traditional check. Behind that decision lies deception, an attempt at fleecing it's own denizens. And to do so in such a blatant manner is profoundly disheartening.

I'll Have A(nother) Heart Attack, Please

by Jeff Warzecha

Any persons attempting to sue or claim liable Las Vegas' Heart Attack Grill should be invited to gorge on heart attack burgers.

"Hell House" and the Infinite Power of Idiocy

by Harrison Mulligan

Hell hath no fury like the imagination of nut jobs.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the amount of grossly misguided and uneducated people.

Since the dawn of mankind, few questions have been raised as much as the one concerning our very existence. Why are we here, and who or what put us here?

Where One Country Fails, Another Succeeds: India, North Korea, and the Secret to an Effective Missle Launch

by Jim Kopetz

    I'm sure you are well-informed on the recent failure of the North Korean Missile Launch, as seen here. But for some reason India's triumph in the same arena has seen little airtime. Could China's emergence as the world's second power have some sway?

Instant Netflix Recommendation: The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

by Jim Kopetz

    The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is dull, brilliant, boring, deranged, and up it's own ass. I highly recommend it.

Pierre, le trou du cul.

by Jim Kopetz

    "O cerveaux enfantins!

     Pour ne pas oublier la chose capitale,

     Nous avons vu partout, et sans l'avoir cherche,

     Du haut jusques en bas de l'echelle fatale,

     Le spectacle ennuyeux de l'immortel peche:"

                                    - Charles Baudelaire "Le Voyage"

Shotgun Art: Part III

by Jim Kopetz

    Following such forerunner's as Hunter S. Thompson and William S. Burroughs (who created the piece above), I decided to throw my hat into the proverbial ring and give Shotgun Art a shot, no pun intended.

Writers Wanted

by Jim Kopetz

    "Mirror my wildest passions like the sea
     And give my rage a brother---! Liberty!"
                                - "Sonnet to Liberty" by Oscar Wilde

EXCLUSIVE: Raw Footage of North Korean Rocket Launch

by Jim Kopetz

    Prelude to the End of the World has obtained brief footage of the North Korean missile launch.

Every Once In A While It's Important To See Beauty...

by Jim Kopetz

    This is a post that needs no introduction. Just enjoy something beautiful.

Have We Returned to the Age of McCarthyism?

by Jim Kopetz

    "I believe there's about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party who are members of the Communist Party. It's called the Congressional Progressive Caucus." - Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.)

The $500 hint

by Jeff Warzecha

Newt, take the hint. If you are trying to register on the Utah ballot and your $500 registration and reservation check bounces, it's probably time to hang up your hat.

Rest in Irrelevance: Keith Olbermann

by Jim Kopetz

To Keith Olbermann, the liberal version of Glenn Beck, and his decline into irrelevancy. The only query one can have left is how many jobs can one man lose?

Where Do Jobs Go When They Die?

by Jeff Warzecha

The Great Recession continues to eradicate jobs long after the "technical figures" express that it has ended and we're in a recovery. So, really, what is a recovery and is this what a recovery looks like? But more importantly, what happens to a job after it dies?

R.I.P. Mike Wallace

R.I.P. Mike Wallace (1918-2012)

Ging-rich?

by Jeff Warzecha

Exactly how much money is Newt Gingrich willing to dump into his futile and failing campaign?

No Suprise Here: Tucker Max is a Disgusting Pig

By Courtney M.

A few weeks ago, Texas Governor Rick Perry continued his endless Conservative crusade against women by making the legislative decision to cut federal funding to the Medicaid Women's Health Program that directly contributes to Planned Parenthood clinics across the state. Because both local and federal funding are major contributions to the livelihood of these medical facilities, Planned Parenthood has since sought after alternative funding to make up for the deep deficit.

Meanwhile, in Transparent Publicity Stunts 101, “advisor and strategist for big authors and big brands” Ryan Holiday writes a piece on Forbes.com asking why Planned Parenthood decided not to accept a supposed gift of $500,000 from his client, Tucker Max. Tucker Max, a known and vocal misogynist pig who has made a small fortune off of the degradation and humiliation of women, apparently approached Holiday and asked him how he could “alleviate his tax burden” and “promote his new book at the same time.”