"My God Has A Bigger Dick Than Your God."

by Jim Kopetz
 

"God is one of the leading causes of death." - George Carlin

The Disappearance and Resurgence of J.D. Salinger.

by Jim Kopetz

J.D. Salinger is probably best known for writing a book that inspired a number of killers. Did he foresee this and left the writing world out of regret?

Maynard J. Keenan v. Religion

by Jim Kopetz

Maynard James Keenan has never shied away from his absolute disgust of religion, particularly Christianity. He is the patron saint of anti-theism, and for that, we honor him.

UPDATED: Lady Gaga Among Others - The Voice and the Persona

by Jim Kopetz

Although I despise her persona, I can't help but admire the vocal abilities of Lady Gaga.

Never Forget the Blow

by Jim Kopetz

Your golden bowl is empty
Mr. James.

We Woke Up

by Jim Kopetz

We woke up in our separate bed
heads aching, like disco sniff.

So You Were Let Down By the Fourth Season of Arrested Development?

by Jim Kopetz

Go fuck yourself!

The Obscene Kiss

by Jim Kopetz

I want you, too.

And I Scream

by Jim Kopetz

Your fingers,
on my lips.

The Name Game.

Joey Buttafuoco, Bernard Madoff, Mark Weiner, is it me, or has anyone else recognized the seemingly strange connection between ones name and ones character? We all remember Mr. Buttafuoco, and how he butt fucked not only Amy Fisher, but his wife, and who knows how many others!! Sure adds new meaning to the surname, (which actually means to emit flames)Butta...fucko And good old Bernie Madoff, who ironically (Made Off) with millions...of others hard earned cash, but was mercifully...(Found out). Mark Weiner...no explanation needed. I'm sure you get my point! I have looked into my own surname...Carbone, which in Italian means coal. I am not sure if any of my ancestors in Italy were coal miners, but a diamond is simply coal under extreme pressure. I have lived my entire existence under such pressure, that I have considered changing my name to Diamonte, (Diamond) and finally dropping the ex's name Crosby, which means (Cross Bearer). A resurrection of sorts, after matrimonial crucifixion.